And it's that we're getting older, inevitably -- and taking into account what the alternative is, thank you. And yet, we live in a society full of adults who do not want to stop being teenagers, we all want to be a betigazte – it could be a term of the French philosopher Gilles Lipovetsky, but it is also the name of a company of the Alarde Machista de Hondarribia. As this column is also intended as a public service, we will complete the article that has been published by one of these serious journals, adding ten things that should not be done from the age of 35, which the reader will be grateful for.
1. Drink a kalimotxo. Even though cocaine is mixed with a Remelluri reserve. 2nd Start writing poetry. If so far you haven't, what do I need? 3. Pronounce Bustidurak, alegiya. And please don't put the excuse of the dialect. 4. Listen in captivity. Does it not need to be explained? 5. Go to gaztetxes. Unless you want to take back the catalog of beautiful smiles of awe. 6. Eat sweet potatoes. We've long lost our milk teeth, cavities are now definitive. 7. Play sports. Not a lot of sport, or a little bit, no: sport. 8. Much less walking in sportswear, don't you have mirrors at home or not? 9. Sleep less than ten hours. To renew the cells, you know it. 10. Read these columns. These things, in my view, are weak, which should not be done after the age of 35. If you think about it, it would be better not to do it earlier.