As for the treguas, we have a wide variety of them, it is clear. Everyone can ask for their proposals for truce and I would like to take this opportunity to ask myself the question of mine: the ceasefire to talk about the Basques. Let's forget all Eus for a decade. Euskaltel, Euskalmet, Euskosport, Euskalbideo, Euskal Encounter, Euskotren, Eusko Ikaskuntza, Euskalhorse, Euskalterm, Euskalnet, Eusko Label. Of course there is more. Didn't you get tired? I will not deny that our navel will be very nice, but the biggest navel lover can get tired every day with the navel upward, with the navel downward. One thing is not to be ashamed of yourself and another is obsessive masturbation. We and ours. We, we and geuself.
In this way, I would propose to the authorities of our various institutions, as well as to the agents of the Basque country, the nation, etc., measures that should perhaps be forgotten, but which we will leave for something else.
First, linguistic measures. Minimise Basque prefixes to the extent that they are not used. A combination of property and Basque, yes, totally forbidden. We have a couple of very good poems with Euskaltasuna and that is enough; I do not think it is worth insisting on attempts to overcome them. Therefore, instead of talking about Basque literature, we will henceforth talk about literature. Instead of saying Basque meat, meat. Instead of the Basque Encounter, the Encounter, or if you like, the Emkontruba. It will be enough for us to understand. We will get rid of a great burden. When the French say literature, they do not think, therefore, of Miguel Delibes, of Gore Vidal or of the V Republic. S. Are you thinking about Naipaúl?
We have countless lines of research, scholarships, theses, etc. They study our culture, our history, our society, our cooking, our sport. A decade in which we will be dedicated to analyzing the culture of others, the history of others, the society of others, the cuisine of others, the sport of others. The Basque Universal Citizen’s Prize will become the Universal Exterior Prize. The first candidates? For example, Toni Cantó and Sara Montiel (the latter). Instead of dedicating ourselves to presenting ourselves as universal, it is much more efficient, much more supportive and tolerant to devote ourselves to the promotion of the titles of citizens of the world. Not to mention that we too are civilised, so civilised that we will of course distribute knives.
Things will also change in the press, we would no longer like to write about our things, about us, about us and about geuself. Imagine the columns in which the Basque and Basque words do not appear. Yes, even if it sounds like a lie, it's possible. For example, a Joseba Arrangi will have to recycle. After many years writing the same column, you will be able to write about synchronized swimming, for example, not about Basque synchronized swimming. As the reader will have noticed, I too have to give up the Euscool manifesto.
There will also be changes as far as fashion is concerned. It's going to be tough for many, but you have to rule out all kinds of t-shirts like EHSF, Kukuxumusu or the Basque word or reddish and green. No more orange T-shirts in the Pyrenees. Yes, it's a real revolution.
These are not easy measures, I admit, but as they are times of transition, it is a good time for profound changes. Other navels are possible.
Bidali zure iritzi artikuluak iritzia@argia.eus helbide elektronikora
ARGIAk ez du zertan bat etorri artikuluen edukiarekin. Idatzien gehienezko luzera 4.500 karakterekoa da (espazioak barne). Idazkera aldetik gutxieneko zuzentasun bat beharrezkoa da: batetik, ARGIAk ezin du hartu zuzenketa sakona egiteko lanik; bestetik, egitekotan edukia nahi gabe aldatzeko arriskua dago. ARGIAk azaleko zuzenketak edo moldaketak egingo dizkie artikuluei, behar izanez gero.
These were my last words when we left, held hand in your deep breathing sleep. Your heart stayed forever without a special, simple, dignified pain. As you want and demand. How we want and respect.
Already a month before the arrival of winter, the last days of the longest night,... [+]
Today, the voices of women and children remain within a culture that delegitimizes their voices, silencing their experiences, within a system aimed at minimizing or ignoring their basic rights and needs. A media example of this problem is the case of Juana Rivas, but her story... [+]
On Tuesday, the sentence was released against five young people from Lapurdi, convicted of belonging to Segi. Fifteen months in prison for reversal to two young people, with a fine of EUR 500 each; 140 hours of forced labour and EUR 500 fine to two other young people; and,... [+]
The other day, as I was walking through the famous television series The Wire, there came a scene that reminded me of despair. There, the management of the newspaper The Baltimore Sun brought together the workers and alerted them to the changes that are coming, i.e. redundancies... [+]
The consumerist culture we live in sends every user to an unreasonable enjoyment. As Slavoj Zize says, Enjoy your fetish, it has become the rude mandate of hypermodernity. Current enjoyment is carried out through existing technological devices to occupy the place of fetish. But... [+]
A ghost crosses the kitchens: The ghosts of Carlos.
Karlos has not been presented to the Master Chef Celebrity. After analyzing its culinary heritage, it is very clear that it will not overcome the selection of its opponents. In fact, the Academy of Gastronomy and the media... [+]
In 2018, I leveraged social media and most communications from devices to try to control where I focus on life. Every day I go on that task, in the light of the moth, because my curiosity is constantly looking for fresh information to help me understand reality. At that time I... [+]
Beyoncé at the break of an American football game in Houston, Texas. The American singer has come to the center of the stadium in a cowboy suit that she's had access to. The hat covers the nice, the legs the boots long to the knees. The scarce white suit shows her thighs and... [+]
The new Syrian president has withdrawn his hand to the chest of the German Foreign Minister, the minister, and denied him the handshake. Politely, Annalena Baerbock suffers contempt. Before that, the Syrian Al-Golani has reached out to the French Foreign Minister, Jean-Noel... [+]
The New Year’s Morning is the title of a roundness created by Joxe Ansorena, brother of our grandfather Isidro, for the Txistularis to hit the streets during the New Year’s Morning. In the air of that melody, we were picking up the wrecks of the night, like the garbage... [+]
We were yelling, “New Year, what brings us?”, around the first night of the year, at the preemies who crossed the road. Waiting for the foals, drunks, us. And as there was no runner or selfie yet, we would find most of the Russians who had gone out to put down the excesses... [+]
Donald Trump will take office again on January 20 and will resume office as President of the United States. If, in the previous mandate, 2017-2021, he was not shameful in decision-making, in this mandate he will remove those scarce complexes and do whatever he wants, as the... [+]
The achievement of the Euskadi Selection has undoubtedly been a historic achievement. But if you stick to that, for many Basques – I too, because I am Navarro – it will be the darkest and saddest day. After enjoying the joy and warmth of the first few days, let's go back to... [+]
Hearing and language teachers (PDI) and speech therapists are specialist teachers who work in both the public and the concerted school. Among its functions is the direct attention to students with language and communication difficulties, but also the establishment of incremental... [+]