Letter of rights I acknowledge. Given in Burlada, 29 February 2016.

1. The first right I recognise is the irrevocable power to confess as many rights as I like. This faculty or freedom does not end where that of others begins, but is suspended, because intermittency does not imply the renunciation of infinity.

2nd In defense of myself, or beauty, I reserve the right to lie, even to laugh, in the absence of another remedy.

3. I always acquire an inalienable right:

(a) To turn off the radio.

b) Leave a book unfinished.

c) Not to read more about a columnist.

d) Leave a party.

(e) Abate a poem.

f) Not to take a thinker seriously.

(g) Interrupt the conversation as soon as possible.

h) Kill me.

(i) Leave an unfinished list.

(Someone / Authors / Ø)

(a) Apologize for ignorance.

b) When bored.

(c) In the case of the same subject three times in a row.

d) It causes me headache.

(e) When I have very clear things (and, of course, when I have an unequivocal desire to receive myself).

(f) When acting as if it were not belonging to the group to which it belongs.

(g) To express an attitude of superiority over a small, marginalized, oppressed group.

h) When I am not.

i) Launch a sequence of quotations that are almost inculcated.

(j) When I do not understand anything.

(k) Pronounce all foreign languages in English.

(l) Preference for nutella.

(m) When I say that I have little interest in anything before the 19th century.

(n) When he says that he has little interest in anything that happened after the 19th century.

o) If I am hungry.

(p) Explain in detail the average knowledge of general culture, as if he himself explained it to the world.

(The rights and conditions referred to in this paragraph do not have a special order, so the subject of law may not make any connection or connection between them)

4. From today on, I have the right to be a citizen of the country in which I am in every moment. In the same way, I am entitled to be a citizen of the country and of the time of the author of the book I am reading at every moment (excluding historical novels).

5. Other rights I recognise are the following:

(a) Allow women to pass earlier on the door or on the ladder, by micromachismo, and the same to men, not all, by lust.

(b) Not to have an overall view.

(c) Trying to change the world.

d) Fill topics.

(e) Not to share enemies or visions of my friends.

f) When an ergometer fails.

(g) Incorrigendum.

h) Not to speak in Basque to the dogs and children of the Basque parents who speak with me in Spanish.

(i) Not original.